Scott's not the only one who is warped

Dad's more than slightly disturbing (no offense Mom) reference to posting nakes pictures of Mom reminded me of a story I probably have shared, but will again.

I was on my mission, living in the mission home. I got a really nice letter with 4 or 5 pictures from Mom and Dad one day. It had pictures of a new horse, Melanie's broken arm in a cast, and some other random things. On the back of each picture was a comment composed by Dad. The last picture in the stack was an extreme close up of Mom from the bottom of her ear to her collarbone. A total neck shot. The caption read, and I still have it for proof, "The spot on your mother's neck where I kiss and she says, 'Oolala! Tim you are the Man!' "

That was disturbing enough to re-tell, imagine getting that on your mission.